Whatever

Ha, I know what you're saying.
I also have put handfuls of Dubble Bubble gum down their holes.
It's said they'll gobble it down and plug up their guts and die.



If only that worked for me.
Though I suppose it's possible that it HAS worked.
But a new one always appears to reopen and take over the old hole.

Anyway, I'm serious about the groundhog problem.

 

Then, you have a perfect excuse to buy more varmit guns and ammo.

 

I have plenty.

But I can just pop 'em from the balcony with a .22 hollow point.
Easy and doesn't alarm the neighbors.

 

I don't believe you. No one has plenty.

 

I used to have a lot more.

 

Oh No! Did you have a boating accident as well?!

 

Ha, just getting older and paring down all my possessions.

My wife has been pretty tolerant.
One day I was loading two trap guns in the trunk of the Malibu to go to an ATA trap match.
She said to me:
"Those guns are worth more than the car, aren't they?"
I made the mistake of replying:
"Yes, either one by itself."

 

I'm keeping this one.

With the double barrel:



With the top single barrel:

 

So show me some guns!

 

BTW, now you know why I bought a used Tacoma when I got rid of that shitty Malibu.
As opposed to a fancy new one ($) like the rest of you have.

It's a good one though.
I have my priorities.

 

I'm only allowed to own a bb gun. Here she is tho. Genuine Crossman.

 

Any gun that shoots is a good one and nope you can never have too many, enough or plenty

 

They taste like squirrel

 

Chicken

 

I'm stickin with squirrel. We were very poor. Groundhog and coon were whats for supper more than once.

 

A guy at work just asked me and another guy if we want to paint one of his rent houses. It's single story, 800 sq ft. $400 each. I figure we can knock it out in a day. I'm in.

 

Ha, I got a Crossman for my 6th birthday.
And was put to work right away shooting chipmunks in Grandma's strawberry patch.
I suspect the gift was her idea.

I told my wife that story and what does she do?
Gets me a Crossman for Christmas.

I use it to discourage squirrels hogging the bird feeder.
A couple pumps, just enough to sting 'em good.

 

I have a few!!

 

I had coon and groundhog growing up on the farm.
How many people can say that?
Grandma cooked 'em. My Mom refused.

Jeez-o-Pete!

 

I know of police departments that are not that fully armed.