I knew it was a trap, but I did it anyway.

No doubt. Y'all are in a whole different league!

 

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/do-i-have-a-case.601783/

 

That seems fair. She gets the Lexus and you get some parts.

 

This is me everytime I need something that's not essential and YES, I have that same stupid smirk once it's approved

 

I once sold a Trek mountain bike frame to a dude for $5.00. The worst part was he had to ask his wife's permission and if he could have $5.00.

I use to envy the guy because she was smoking hot, but after that...

 

smh. [hands covering face]

you poor...poor bastard.

you.....hehe.... thought she meant (snicker, snicker) that you could spend your hard earned bwahahaaa...bonus how ever the fuck...[spit take, milk all over floor]...I JUST CAN'T!

nice move though.
don't let the perfect marriage made in heaven peddlers get you down. she's cheating on them. you did good, son. you did good.

 

I mean... kinda decent troll...I GUESS.

but you're still a huge douche. which can make things clean, so I guess you're useful.

... but still a douche

 

lah Dee freaking dah
sounds terrif.

I can't wait to hear about your rainbow shits that smell like Swiss chocolate.

sell crazy somewhere else. we're all stocked up here.

(also, yes.... Billy got into the 16 yo Scotch again and started T-dubbin')

Hey, at least I'm not on FB pissing my cousin I barely know off because I like guns AND universal healthcare. Dammit [slaps own face]... that's slightly political. Come on Mod, it's the Lagavulin talking .

I just remembered. it's Friday night. all is forgiven.

now I'm going to go order some parts for this damn truck online... who's with me?!?

 

Haha. Well if I find that gift card it’s all yours.

 

essentially, dead on

 

THAT is a partnership. Say what you want about Spartan men buttfucking each other to create familial bonds, their women were impressive. Mental fortitude and stoicism. I’d ask her for concurrence as well. Because that’s what it was, not permission.

 

We do a combination. Both of us work and make about the same. 70% of each paycheck goes into a joint account to pay mortgage, bills, tuition for kid, groceries, etc. The remaining 30% goes into personal accounts and we can do whatever we want with it.

 

Not that hard to figure out. Cost of the truck plus accessories. Bought it a few weeks ago.

 

Oh you’re like one of those soooo cooool dudes around here that like... talks like this and always has a little smirk on his face to show everyone else just how super cooool he is with his biting sarcasm. Wow, I’d better be careful around you.

Are you going break out the Gene Wilder meme now with the super cooool sarcastic phrase to show how lame I am??

 

I don't play those games. If you say something like that to me, I'm taking it at face value.

If you want to say something to me, say it outright.

 

This woman, nice as she might be, sounds like his Future Ex-Wife...

 

I love you, but I’m not IN love with you.

 

It's mutual then.

 

Let us be an example to others on how to communicate clearly, with intention.