Doctors everywhere will hate this gen

That turning radius is a bitch though

 

You are correct.

 

I think whiskey or scotch is a cure for the panda trots you got.

 

A shot, or the whole fifth?

 

Bourbon...the answer is always bourbon

 

I thought the answer to life and everything is 42?

 

Only pussies take shots.... real Texas men take it straight from the bottle.

 

Columbian bam bam would clear that shit right up.

 

The kind of false confidence you need to convince yourself that the backdoor trots are gone.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXXZQmCXl0M

 

I don't disagree

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7kSIdXBpc

 

Don’t think just push

 

Au contraire mon ami
I once in college put human shit in a jar (you know, from a human)

I then terrorized my extremely anal retentive roomie by running a space heater into the jar on the floor of his room for an hour or so before he got home from class every day for a week or so. he searched for the giant pile of shit he knew MUST be hidden in his room. (btw, he had earned this treatment and then some by wiring a trout to the ac intake of my truck)

the beauty of this prank was that although the incredibly intense human guano smell would assault your nostrils and infiltrate your very cortex when you entered the room, all the evidence was safely tucked away in the garage for tomorrow

 

Serious question. You just pissed in a public bathroom, washed your hands and no paper towels. How do you open the door? If I have on long sleeves I pull the sleeve over my hand, otherwise I loop my little finger on the handle or wait for someone to open it from the outside like a hostage situation.

 

Same.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeNOrCtAOcY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVIKcze0jas

 

I usually pull with one finger towards the bottom of the loop just far enough that I can kick it open.

 

Yes

 

Spin kick every time


Apparently this is why I’m not allowed back into city lights diner.