Doctors everywhere will hate this gen

As another said, if you’ve spent time with a multiple men in very “intimate” living conditions you’re used to a lot of things. Everything being tainted with all bodily things is normal.

 

I find the giant q tips covered in poop to be very funny as long as it doesn’t involve me.

 

You have my support!

Say, when you are done can you come to my neighborhood and spray the five Quicksand Tacos that moved in right after I bought mine? Bastards...

 

I was only able to achieve that because I have in fact slept since Friday.
ETA: I came upon that because the doctor that I was talking to at the time didn't want to hear about what was actually a giant pile of shit so I had to find a more tactful way to say that.

 

Is this what the Monday morning commute looks like?

 

Well, add a few more guns...

 

I just love the graffiti. I feel like the first human, when he decided to take his first shit next to a tree--scribbled something on it talking about, Took-took's mom.

The first true written word is on some paleolithic version of a public restroom.

 

Took-Took’s mom was hot.

 

I recall asking for advice on a perfectly reasonable personal hygiene matter. None of this is on me. You know, for the record.

 

Goddamn took-took’s mom...

 

This is how I read this 1st time through.

 

False. This is covered in your DNA


This is like...if you borrowed a screwdriver from me, then gave it back, except covered in yesterday’s meals.

 

His old man was a real bastid

 

They have now found Roman graffiti of a dong in a toilet. So from the multiholer relief bench to the modern portolets we have at least two millennia of soldiers scribing dongs on the walls, and then the higher art of sky dongs and GPS tracks of dongs. We have achieved much.

 

I don’t think you’re escaping this.

 

I use those as public recycling bins for fast food receipts.

 

You heard wrong. But you can get the multi-scoop option. It was 1500 dollars more, but worth it in street points.

 

Yup , very hot

 

Very carefully.