1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Sure, most of those were unfounded. I'll give ya an hour.

 

God damn god powers of yours

 

That's a tough one

 

Who wants to get crushed by a bunch of rocks?

 

I read it like 3 times to figure out what’s was going on

 

I was thinking more tie a rock to someone and toss them in a lake, if they float they are a witch.

 

I think in Salem one of the most common was the drowning, and if they live they're a witch... Not a great test really, at least as far as the scientific method is concerned

 

Wut

 

I didn’t know you were in charge of the title, I though the mods were watching us a few months back

 

I think it was more burn them. If they didn’t burn or turn into something and leave they were a witch.

 

I fixed it

 

I'm the OP of the thread, that's like the one thing I can do haha

 

from my understanding it was a very effective test. definitely proved if they were witches or not

 

You aren’t wrong

 

@Crow_of_judgement confirmed a witch? Get him!

 

Hmm, gonna need this then...

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Pretty sure the first two are tridents. Just saying

 

Pitchforks have three tines two, although maybe the lineup needs a trident

It's a copypasta

 

i have things to say but id rather not go down that rabbit hole tonight. but in short. yes