1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

@eon_blue i just came to a house with you in it

 

Yeah the same is true for the cruiser with speed. Anything over 70 and the MPG tanks. Weird enough with 33s they're supposed to get better mileage. Thankfully I save fuel in the long run anyway because I make my own hours at work, usually only go 2 maybe 3 times a week and do the rest from home.

 

Say hi to my doppelganger

 

Thank you sir, so far it is looking like it will be pretty straightforward. Mine is a 3.4-5spd, 97 model.

 

You home boi answers thw door only in his underwear. Shit super awkward

 

Sounds like a porn intro

 

Well he is the repairman, pretty sure he's supposed to start the scene. He's missing his cue.

 

Im new at this, can you give me some pointers?

 

Now that's a perfect intro line!

 

This is the type of stuff that makes the adults stay away from this thread isn’t it

 

Man im getting better

 

"Hi I'm Miguel, I'm here to service your machine"

"Hi Miguel, my friends call me The Machine"

get naked

profit (?)

 

Now just drop one of your tools and you’ll be set

 

Kinky

 

The whole reason this thread exists is because people complained about the 1st gen daily thread being polluted. This thread is designed to be this way.

 

Fair enough

 

ftfy

Also I think some people still think this thread is supposed to be about 1st gens so they get frustrated when they click on it and see that it's mostly BS

 

jesus christ that reminds me of a fucked up dream I had last night, and not in a fun sexual way either. Like Jigsaw's "I want to play a game" kind of nightmare...I don't get shaken by nightmares very easily anymore but that shit was messed up

 

Just think, that's roughly 5k pages of BS that would have otherwise polluted the What Did You Do...Today thread. This thread is the most efficient thread on TW