Whatever

Oh so that’s how they get them Rocky Mountain oysters.

 

Nope! Razor blade!

 

Up close and personal.

 

That’s some one that knows how to get a sheep.

 

I’d eat mountain oysters before I would a balut egg

 

Screenshot taken. Thanks.

 

I'm with you 100%.

 

One of my dad's buddies borrowed my boat. He has a pretty nice ride.

 

No!

 

Thanks! I'll look into those.

 

So I got busy for a couple days and I gotta play catch-up...again.

Had to replace a built-in microwave and some under counter puck lights at the rental condo.
Shit, I'm not feeling very retired at the moment.

I was visualizing my retired self more like this:

 

Let's see...where to begin?

Tell your uncle he's going to die a horrible, lingering death if he's doesn't eat some green stuff.
Isn't that what the health weenies are basically saying?
Oh wait, you said he "was". Well, there you go.
May I suggest this:



Deep fried pickles.
They call 'em frickles around here.
Hey, they ARE green.

Exactly.

 

That dude isnt retired he is smuggling fruit ffs.

 

I especially like English Brown Ales. A couple brown ales will sneak up on you.
IPAs are too too hoppy and bitter.

A dozen or so years ago, Budweiser offered what they called "American Ale".
It was actually pretty good.
A lot like a brown ale but cheaper.
Of course, they discontinued it.

 

Don't forget to include nude colored leggings in that poll.

Mods: Honest, look at the laces on her ankles. This is not nudity.

 

Yeah man. You said it.

 

I had to double take!!!

 

Omg
*pouring eye bleach as fast as the bottle will pour*