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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Gritto, Mar 6, 2019.

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Help Mollie Name Her Turtles

  1. Donatello

    20.8%
  2. Squirt

    41.7%
  3. Gamera

    12.5%
  4. Matilda

    4.2%
  5. Dolores

    4.2%
  6. Bruno

    16.7%
  7. Malcolm

    4.2%
  8. Lulu

    4.2%
  9. Myrtle

    16.7%
  10. Sluggo

    20.8%
  11. Cupcake

    4.2%
  12. Bubbles

    12.5%
  13. Ziggy

    29.2%
  14. Lemmy

    4.2%
  15. Shelly

    4.2%
  16. Beavis

    16.7%
  17. Butthead

    25.0%
  18. Delta

    20.8%
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  1. Apr 3, 2019 at 3:56 PM
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    buckhuntin-tacoma

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    How many mexicans did you eat?
     
  2. Apr 3, 2019 at 3:59 PM
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    Fuck...Time to punch in!
     
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  3. Apr 3, 2019 at 4:01 PM
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    Your chiropractor is thankful!
     
  4. Apr 3, 2019 at 4:03 PM
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    Not enough.:(
     
  5. Apr 3, 2019 at 4:03 PM
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    It's all for the "garage" anyhow...Am I right???
     
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  6. Apr 3, 2019 at 4:07 PM
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    Yep
     
  7. Apr 3, 2019 at 4:08 PM
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    I like em on the hoof.
     
  8. Apr 3, 2019 at 4:09 PM
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    Waiting on reply
    20190403_180846.jpg
     
  9. Apr 3, 2019 at 4:10 PM
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    Speaking of sheep...

    A prospector goes into town after months in the desert. He heads for the saloon and knocks back a few then heads out to find some companionship. As he looks around he notices there isn't a single woman to be seen anywhere. He goes up to some cowboys lounging on the porch and asks them. "Say fellers, what do y'all do for female companionship around these parts?" "Well" says the cowboy "We generally just use them sheep over thar by the livery stable" The guy is a little shocked by the answer but he goes down to have a look. He notices one particular little ewe that stands out from the crowd. Cute little face with long curved eyelashes. He decides what the hell and climbs over the fence. He's doing his business when a crowd starts gathering around. One guy yells out "What the hell are you doing! Are you crazy?" The prospector explains that he was told that's what everyone in town did. "Yeah, but we don't touch the sheriff's girl"
     
  10. Apr 3, 2019 at 4:13 PM
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    Not near as many as I wanted to. They have some cute waitresses in there. Too bad I have socks older than them.
     
  11. Apr 3, 2019 at 4:14 PM
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    I heard a different version, same concept.
    The punchline was "we ride em into town where the women are" or something like that.
     
  12. Apr 3, 2019 at 4:17 PM
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    Yeah the way I heard that one it was camels in Saudi Arabia or someplace
     
  13. Apr 3, 2019 at 4:28 PM
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    An Austrailian bloke answers an newspaper ad for Sheep "shearing". He shows up to the ranch and the owner says o.k. the sheep are over in the pasture. The Aussie proceeds over to the pasture and starts "shagging" all the sheep in the field. The owner runs out frantically and asks "wtf are you doing...?"" I said shear the sheep!" The Aussie replies, (**in Australian accent**) "I'm not shearing these sheep with no one mate"!
     
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  14. Apr 3, 2019 at 4:30 PM
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  15. Apr 3, 2019 at 4:32 PM
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    Have a good night at work.
     
  16. Apr 3, 2019 at 4:36 PM
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    I’m sure he is.... I just upper cut them!!! Lol
     
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    WTF!! You show up for work,you punch in and it’s like they want you to do shit!!
     
  18. Apr 3, 2019 at 4:39 PM
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    The nerve!!!
     
  19. Apr 3, 2019 at 4:41 PM
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    Those Bastids!!
     
  20. Apr 3, 2019 at 5:06 PM
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