1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

You must be fun at parties.

 

You're alive

 

I’d rather live in poop than live in the South.

 

Never had the opportunity to check any of their stuff out. Grandfather is a gunsmith so I got to fix lots of 1911s, various 9mm stuff, but in his collection I always found the 357 to be the most fun and I was pretty accurate with it

 

Deep South at least.

 

No cousins down there?

 

I’d imagine the sports matched

 

There's some paint matched on the higher trim levels

 

I didn't think the word 'moist' could get any worse until I imagined it paired with the word 'buttcheeks'.

Moist Buttcheeks

Should be a BeeGees cover band

 

Moist arachnid

 

What's a party?

 

Yep, trying to figure out if the owner is on here. Can't imagine they aren't

 

that tarantula video you posted earlier reminds me of when I was a kid living in TX, my dad smashed a tarantula in our driveway with a rolled up newspaper and 1000 baby tarantulas scattered away into our front yard lol.

 

He killed the mother in front of the children, just think. He must have 1000s of enemies from that single action

 

Then I'd be into Mac 11s, can't even get through a clip without it catching and jamming hard enough to need tools

 

haha yeah, or it was like in a video game when you think you've just killed the boss but as soon as you do he turns into a thousand smaller versions that are harder to kill. Explains why we always had tarantulas around our house growing up. That and scorpions. Fucking Texas and its bugs

 

That way when one jams I have the other, ingenious. It's honestly the dumbest gun, if you need it for safety (yeah fucking right, you know damn well thats not the reason you bought that) it won't work when its needed, if you bought it for fun you must like pain because most of your time will be spent fixing it. If you bought it for other reasons, well at least the thing on the other end of it will be safe because it's a guarantee it won't work when you need it

 

Wood
1991 Toyota Land Cruiser
http://www.ksl.com/auto/listing/5486177

 

This has been on Craigslist down here forever

 

Ooooh, it’s new here