Cap City Build & BS AF

Was just a conversation starter. You think I've never walked into anything else that I didn't know wtf was going on with it?

 

I just wanted to brag about killing trees.

 

I do have one of the two in the yard I need to cut down. Someone before us got the bright idea to plant a tree under the power line. FFS like it wouldn't grow up and get in the lines.

 

I just planted a 6’ American Elm tree, my conscious is clear.

 

I support killing them. I like wooden shit.

 

I won't replant. No fucks given.

 

You should relocate the power line. /s

 

The developer planted poplar trees over each sewer line. When the city quit payin' for drain cleaning, they all mysteriously disappeared.

 

Call the power company and tell them, maybe they’ll cut them down for you.

 

I'll cut it down with a sawzall because that impresses the neighborhood chics.

Plus eco friendly, no CFC's or carbons etc.

 

Wish they were on the other side of the house instead of the driveway side. Going to need lifting if I ever get a 5th wheel. Also a portable building would need to be built on site. WTF were they thinking???

 

My whole house is crooked to the lot. I can sit in my backyard and see my neighbors front yard. Spec home assholes.

 

That kind like building for the Gram with the crooked pic thing?

 

Mine moves like an Ouija board on a foundation. Can't believe everyone has a full basement. Guess it's easier to bury you once you freeze to death.

 

I’ll send a crew up to underpin your foundation with 60’ foundation piles. You’ll need to take a second mortgage out.

 

They've been trying to hit bedrock since the city's inception & haven't succeeded yet.

 

The house should be set on wheels. I’m thinking 40’ with a little cutting.