Whatever

I'm partial to motel rooms over truck beds.

 

I put is it totaled cuz that’s the Insurance adjusters job to figure it out and can’t get those answeres solely from pics

 

Here's what he pulled out.

 

Yeah, when we went to Moab last fall we took the car and stayed at the Hilton. Saw lots of Tacomas, Jeeps, and other gnarly OR vehicles there too. Our dog just refuses to sleep on less than 1800 thread count.

 

Looks like a plastic toothpick

 

I got curious and looked at a removal vid on YouTube.

 

That's some funny shit right there.

 

Lol!!!

 

I think I could do it.

 

So could you do it now that you know how?

 

Remove it? Probably.

 

I called in at work tomorrow due to a lack of interest.

 

I could totally do it!!! Then I’d ask if they’d like me to remove appendix, spleen, uterus, amputate something... whatever! I watched hubbers vasectomy. When Dr left the room I went to point to hubb the tube piece the Dr put on the tray after he removed it. Didn’t see it.... realized as I pointed to it, it stuck on my finger like a piece of spaghetti noodle. I had to flick it off.

 

So.... You ever going back?

 

Watched a vasectomy? You're a weirdo.

 

So fuckjn scary

 

Saturday. woot woot.

 

I figured he watched me give birth I’m watching his vasectomy! Seemed totally normal to me.

 

I flinched and grabbed his shoulder when he started cutting. He reminded me he was using super sharp surgical instruments in close proximity to my man parts and I settled down right away.

 

He was witnessing the creation of life. Bringing a new someone into this world.
You were watching any chance of that happening again being destroyed.