Whatever

You gonna read that book or just pose your drinks by it?

 

Bucky lastard

 

This scene. This scene is the only reason why anybody in the world would ever know or care about the definition of plethora.

 

I venture to say working in the restaurant industry is responsible for more I clearly didn't think it through marriages, pregnancies, and alcoholism stories than any other industry. I think retail might be a close second. Occupational hazards underwriting 101

 

Yes. But it has a lot of words. Psyching myself up.

 

I'm so old I saw this movie in the theater as a kid when it came out

 

Oh BTW Josh the disher would later piss off Eddie Vedder by not turning out the lights at a rock concert

 

I've seen this. What is it?

 

Three Amigos. 1986

 

Now I remember. The year I graduated.

 

LMAO, the wife head nodded.

Father in law great advice. Martinis are like breasts, one is not enough and three is too many. He has also been quoted after offering my pregnant wife a drink, “I could never be pregnant”

 

* listens to the crickets *

So, does anyone know of any good porn sites featuring stuffed animals or avocado dip?

 

Good? No.

 

Is that a wine glass?

 

Sup, dad

 

It is.

 

Thinking about calling it a night.

 

We're still waiting for the new poll.

 

I forgot. Hang on.