Whatever

I like being paddled!!

 

Sometimes, when the people with me can’t keep up!

 

Lol, you got 1 good arm, therefore you should only be able to make 4 right or left turns.

 

What's an Idget?

 

idget. Noun. (plural idgets) Eye dialect spelling of idiot.

 

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I didn’t get to kayak last year because of it! Soooo looking forward to it!!!

 

No work...No kayaking!!

 

You are a long way off from paddling.

 

I still want to!!

 

I want a lot of things!

 

Eye dialect?

 

He's done a little too much meth in his day...

 

Eye dialect is the use of nonstandard spelling for speech to draw attention to pronunciation. The term was coined by George Philip Krappto refer to the literary technique of using nonstandard spelling that implies a pronunciation of the given word that is actually standard, such as wimmin for women; the spelling indicates that the character's speech overall is dialectal, foreign, or uneducated.[1][2] This form of nonstandard spelling differs from others in that a difference in spelling does not indicate a difference in pronunciation of a word. That is, it is dialect to the eye rather than to the ear.[3]It suggests that a character "would use a vulgar pronunciation if there were one" and "is at the level of ignorance where one misspells in this fashion, hence mispronounces as well".[4]

 

Thank you Professor JaCado

 

And people think we're only here for Tacomas...

 

Damn, Jay... You impressed me there.

 

Well done. All kidding aside.

 

Jay not so stupid afterall.