Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

I'll take "Solutions in search of a problem" for $500, Alex...

Sperm Extractor Now Used in Clinical Settings Goes Viral

A Chinese sperm extractor machine is funny but the real joke is our sensitivity towards sex.​

Five years ago we brought you the wonderful news that a Chinese company had built an automatic sperm extractor. Yes that’s right when masturbating is too difficult or embarrassing this machine can do the ‘hard’ work for you.

Without going into too much graphic detail the machine allows a person with a penis to insert it to the machine where “it can simulate vaginal environment, and through massage, twitching, sucking, vibration, etc., act upon the human penis, which can make semen collection be fast and safe. So it is the best clinical collection equipment of semen.”

A recent video of the machine has gone viral on Twitter. But aren’t we all being just a tad immature? While it is funny to think about sex, the machine actually serves two other functions that seem to have been left out of the conversation.

According to the machine's Alibaba product description, in addition to being a semen collector, it can also be used as a tool for Premature ejaculation desensitization training and Sex-psychological evaluation. Twitter users guffawed at why someone needing to supply a semen sample couldn’t do it the old fashioned way.​

 

Bitter? Naw...

Woman celebrates divorce with fiery photoshoot that goes viral

MAULDIN, SC (FOX Carolina) - A Mauldin woman is showing off her new-found freedom in a big way. Marie Lollis celebrated her recent divorce by doing a photo shoot and within hours of being posted online the pictures went viral.

She said it wasn't meant to bash her ex, but it was needed for her to start a new chapter.

“No hard feelings, I'm happy for him and he's happy for me,” Lollis said. “It's like a sigh of relief and I can breathe again. I always had that pushed under the rug."

The two separated three years ago, they're both in new relationships so when it became official a crazy idea popped into her head.

She said she’s a girl who lives in jeans and converse, so the country girl never thought she’d do a photo shoot like this.

"I messaged my sister-in-law who is a photographer and said let’s do a cute little photo shoot, put some thigh highs on,” Lollis said. “I didn't have thigh highs. I had to borrow thigh highs, I had to borrow the shoes.”

“We joked around about the shoes, if we knew that millions of people were going to see them, she would have Photoshopped the stickers off. But I borrowed the shoes too."

Then she used them to smash their wedding photo.

It was all just about moving on and Lollis said she never expected the world would be seeing everything.

"It's something bold and we had no idea it was going to go so viral and so many women reach out to both of us saying how we’re empowering them,” Lollis said. “We even had one lady we helped go to a safe house to give advice to her to get her out of a bad situation.”

For those of you wondering, yep, her ex knows all about it.

"He was like do what you've got to do,” Lollis said. “He knows I had to close a chapter, he knows I have a passion for photography so it was just a way for me to close a chapter of my life."​

 

Do they sell those in the U.S. ? asking for a friend

 

Yes but they talk back and have opinions. Just swipe right.

 

Order from Alibaba.

I'm sure it'll arrive in "discrete packaging"... https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/IN-B3701-Automatic-Andrology-Medical-Mobile_60779475339.html

 

I think the more concerning detail is

That's 0.39 to 1.18 inches.

Seems a bit tight...

 

Great. Just f'ing great.

Alligator in Florida spotted enjoying a beach day

PANAMA CITY BEACH — Maybe the alligator just wanted a beach day or maybe it was looking for a break from the current, but it certainly turned heads when it took showed up in the surf at St. Andrews State Park on a Saturday.

“We were fishing and he swam up on us,” said Lisa Powell Niemiec. “I think he was tired because of the current in the pass, and he laid there on the beach for a while then he swam around Deepwater point in to North Lagoon.”

Niemiec took a handful of photos on her phone, which she then posted online, after saying ‘see ya later’ to the alligator. They’ve been shared nearly 6,000 times.

It’s not common to see alligators in the Gulf of Mexico, but it’s not rare either. The reptiles — lacking the salt gland to pump the harmful concentrations of sodium out of their body — prefer fresh water, only spending a few hours or maybe a day or two in salt water at a time.

 

Thats going to cost some money. OOPS

Police: 1 dead, 15 injured in North Carolina gas explosion

https://www.yahoo.com/news/building-explosion-durham-north-carolina-gas-leak-cited-145836388.html

 

http://m.startribune.com/irwin-jacobs-wife-dead-in-murder-suicide-twin-cities-businessman/508373492/

 

Oregon Man Fidel Lopez Sentenced to 60 Days in Jail After Raping Small Dog



https://www.breitbart.com/crime/201...ed-to-sixty-days-jail-after-raping-small-dog/

60 days is not enough for this scumbag. WTF is wrong with people?

 

Well, it is made in china

 

Just the tip

 

If you've never done this to yourself, you've never really played with fire.

There's nothing quite like the smell of burned nose hair to remind you that what you just did was STUPID!
(just saying that for a friend )

 

Did it once as a dumb teenager, not quite as bad as this guy did. My eyebrows looked kinda plastic for a while. I haven't done it since.

 

"Am I missing an eye brow"
Adam Savage.

 

My cousin lit a gas can on fire trying to burn ant hills. The hill was on fire and poured more gas on top, lighting the can. Whoops... 2nd degree burns on his legs for that one.

 

Now you'll remember to BURP that Kamado...