1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Drink that too, just go full Bear Grylls

 

Is that what you gotta do? Piss in a bucket and then dump it in the streets?

It all makes sense now.

I’ll just send it your way.

 

I must be weird. I can go an entire day 7-5 without needing to take a piss. Doesnt matter what I drink, just always been that way. I can probably count the number of times Ive used the restroom at school since kindergarten on just my 10 fingers.

 

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I vowed to never make a number 2 at my elementary school, made it eight years.

 

Oooh

 

Ive never done that in grade school or college, or work.

 

Must need a defcon level 5 security clearance to get in there. Cause utah.

 

Truck wouldn’t start today, had trouble intermittently a few times over the last few days, battery good, connections good, one click trying to start. Runs and roll starts fine, jumper cables don’t help.

Starter solinoid contacts right?

 

Work?

You don't want to be paid to poop?

 

I poop at least once a day at work, why do it for free when you can get paid?

 

I figured, cheap and easy. At least I have a manual

 

Why did elementary school take you 8 years?

 

Trust me, you want to avoid restrooms inside most factories like the plague.

 

Was a K-8 so I spent 8 years there. Did Kindergarten elsewhere.

 

Oh I 100% agree, ours is worse then some truck stop bathrooms. I don’t understand it

 

That's why I avoided the one in my elementary school.

But I found this private bathroom in the renovated administrative part of my high school no one knew about and that place was heaven.

I still dream about it.

 

The front office bathroom in my plant is amazing, they even have nicer toilet paper

 

Mine makes truck stop bathrooms look like prez trump himself dumps there. People are gross.