Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

This is from my friends facebook page. He's a landscaper/designer. You have questions on identification, send me a pic, and he can identify in short order.

 

Some asshole backed into my new rock crawler aka crv , at work yesterday and took off....dumb fucks. Got it all on video. I hope he had a front plate. We shall see later when i pull camera footage!


I had just taken all the moldings and bumpers off this weekend and hit them with bedliner too. Other shity part is that it has a custom paint job. I dont even know the damn color code...lol

 

He won’t.

 

He did

 

I've been hit and run while parked 7 times!

The one time someone left a note the dude didn't actually hit my truck. He thought he did but the mark he was referring to was from some other asshole that hit my truck.

 

wOOt. Flip kit u-bolts arrived. Mini wrenching session tonight.

 

#safetyfirst

 

That's me, alright. Though usually, I'm the thrower.

 

My old mentor used to tell me he was going to teach me to catch a wrench with my teeth when he was mad

 

Sounds like a hell of a mentor...........

 

He was actually a good guy. And rarely angry. They were empty promises when said

 

Yeah I figured he was. I was just poking some fun. Lol. Gotta love the “tough love” kind of mentor style. You know someone would never do the mean/off-putting shit they say, but you roll with it and embrace it in a good way.

 

I meant he won’t have a front plate.

Fkn noob.

 

Easy access to check battery voltage with fingers that way

 

That's funny shit!
I worked for an electrician doing an apprenticeship and he would lick his thumb and index finger then touch both wires together with them. He told me it keeps you from getting shocked. Still to this day I won't try it. I use a tester or my wiggy or shut the source off completely. Keeping in mind I do hot work at home of course.

 

Sounds like the kind of guy that would ask you to hold his soldering iron for a second.

Then hands it to you with the hot end first to see if you’re paying attention.

 

Then let’s you grab it anyway because it’s funny.

 

Cowl-snorkel install: check.
Compressor install: check.
Switch panel install: check.
Locker install: check!!!

#wifey got a free hat, so she's happy!

 

Dang, fat fingered