Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Woman crashes her car after seeing a spider while driving

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/woman-totaled-car-discovering-spider-225914911.html

 

FHP: 3 naked women 'air drying' at a Florida rest stop send troopers on a chase

Authorities say one woman tried to hit a trooper with her car, and another tried to use a metal bat.

PASCO COUNTY, Fla. — Troopers say three women in the nude became combative when they were confronted at a rest stop. One of the ladies is accused of trying to hit a trooper with her car, and another allegedly tried to swing at a trooper with a metal bat.

Around 11:15 a.m. Wednesday, Florida Highway Patrol troopers were dispatched for a call about three naked women at a rest stop on northbound I-75 -- south of State Road 54.

"There's three women standing in the nude putting on suntan lotion," one of the troopers is heard saying in the dispatch call audio.

The women, later identified as Oasis Mcleod, 18, Jeniyah Mcleod, 19, and Cecilia Young, 19 told the trooper they were "air drying" after showering, according to FHP. As the trooper was trying to get information, FHP says the women got into a white 2009 Nissan Sentra and drove southbound into the northbound rest area entrance.

The trooper began to pursue the Nissan north of I-75 toward State Road 52, FHP says, but canceled the chase because it did not fit the FHP criteria.

A driver called in to report a "reckless vehicle," and another trooper responded. That trooper deployed StarChase projectiles on the vehicle, allowing troopers to back off and establish a perimeter. FHP says troopers then tracked the vehicle, which was found empty at a convenience store parking lot on State Road 52 and Curley Road.

As a trooper tried to arrest one of the women while she left the store, another woman purposely drove directly at the trooper, according to FHP. Another woman got out of the car with a metal bat and tried to hit the trooper after he jumped out of the way of the car, FHP says.

Another responding trooper rammed the suspects' vehicle with a marked patrol car, according to FHP, before the vehicle drove off eastbound on State Road 52.

Dade City police also responded and deployed stop sticks to deflate the vehicle's tires. Due to the aggravated assault and dangerous circumstances, FHP says police were authorized to pull a PIT maneuver on the vehicle to get it to stop at State Road 52 and 21st Street in Dade City.

The women interlocked arms to keep from being arrested after officers busted out the windows of the vehicle, authorities said. The women were tasered before being taken into custody and sent to the Pasco County Jail, according to FHP.

Several troopers had minor injuries following the incident, FHP says.

The women face charges of fleeing to elude, three counts of resisting arrest, two counts of aggravated assault and three counts of lewd behavior.​

 

Just got invited to a no fap teleconference lol

 

Looked like he was considering a Hollywood stunt man bail out there for a few seconds.

 

Not sure what the plan was here.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1116732782435295234

 

Probably expected it to sink a lot further before detonating.

 

So the real WTF question is what dark recesses of the Internet have you been exploring that resulted in your inclusion on that mailing list?

 

Ha! There's a recipe for success.

 

Chaos at Walmart as woman performs karate, son exposes himself, dog steals food, police say



https://www.foxnews.com/us/chaos-walmart-woman-karate-son-exposes-dog-steals-food

 

The article says she is 46 - I'd would have guessed late 60's

 

Rough life in the trailer park.

 

meth...

 

Sounds about like your typical day at a Walmart.

 

Always fun to read parts of family history.
http://genealogytrails.com/tex/texasrangers/rangersandconnerfamily.html

 

Someone in MN got an little too excited to get the bikes out of storage this week.

 

Walmart trifecta. How is this not Florida?

 

St. Louis substitute school bus driver attacked, pulled off bus and beaten. Keeping it classy in the ‘Lou.’

 

Big flightless bird kills its owner after stumble in Florida

https://www.foxnews.com/us/authorities-large-flightless-bird-kills-its-florida-owner