Whatever

I'm trying to keep up on my 2 meager breaks of 15 and 20 mins during my 11 hour day. It's futile I already know... Too f ing early to be witty....yawns...

 

We don’t have it in my area but when we visit my son in Colorado they talk about it. A driver will go pick up your food and bring it to you.

 

I don't think we even have uber here.

 

Oh, impossible!! We have a 20 min and 25 min. My department is huge, takes several minutes to get to breakroom. Add in a piss break and I’m left with about 7 minutes to actually eat. We have 20 minutes from pick to pick.

 

Then you’re SOL.... fire up the stove!!

 

I arrrived at 8
Ready to go back home
I am leaving




Haiku mother fucker.

 

Stove? Yeah..I still have one of those...someplace. I remember heating up a can of ravioli on it when the microwave was broke. I think it was 2006

 

Not this



But this

 

Hi Q!

 

That's it.
One got in the house a few years ago.
That was fun.

 

Good Morning all..Anyone pee in the pool yet?

 

Word to ya momz,
I came to drop the bombs.

 

@JaCado

Well? Anyone pee in the pool?

 

I would have moved.... or burned the house down

 

I don't want to wear out the gag by posting on it too much, but this one surprised me.

 

Whatever

 

Haven't got a pool. Had to use a gatorade bottle

 

Been there done that