3rd gen unpopular opinions

Mtay guys; when you all bust up your shinny expensive ass trucks climbing rocks or mudding, just make sure your buddies video it on their cell phones. That way we can all have a good chuckle when we hear the pop of metal snapping in half. Cause that sound of metal snapping in half...it's a gonna happen. Better it happen with a Craigslist truck or 4 wheeler.

 

I see a Ridgeline in your future.

 

I don’t know if you live in a cave or some hermit community, but there is an absolute shit-tonne of people, of all income levels, ages, and motivations driving the 3G tacos all over the landscape. Rock crawling, desert running, overloading, snow wheeling, and on and on and on.

What the heck is your point? Don’t have sex with your girlfriend so she’s a better catch for the next fella? Keep your “off road” edition Tacoma “on-road”....?....

I don’t get your point at all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKQ6q7Q5XQ8&app=desktop

 

I like my seat and plan on keeping my truck for 10+ years.

 

Understand, I'm completely for you trashing your truck out. I'm just saying, you're going to trash your truck out. I'm fine with that.

If you want a girlfriend who spread legged looks like an Arby's roast beef sandwich turned on its side, that's your business as well.

 

Probably gonna catch heat for this one but IMO the TRD Pro grill is hideous and looks like it belongs on a base model work truck.

 

I bet you have toys from your childhood still in their original packaging and a giant plastic bag wrapped around your living room couch. Probably a nice “keep off the lawn” sign out front.

 

I'm the guy with the misfortune of having the next door neighbor with the perfect lawn. He mows twice and sometimes four times a week. He does the crissy on one day and the crossy on the other day. I have big dogs so I have one giant mud puddle.

 

Kudos for the comeback. I feel like I’ve been bitch-slapped....kinda. Still think you should have sex with your girlfriend before she moves on.

 

I like the Pro Grille style, but yeah......the actual quality of the thing is sub-SR. Basically a hunk of black plastic. The chrome cheese graters are a much nicer piece of manufacturing.

 

Plastic is expensive. This is the list price for two strips of plastic inserted into the front grille of a Q7 if you want to remove the front license holder and not have a gap in the grill:

https://parts.audiusa.com/p/Audi__/Molding-TRIMMOLD-dark-chrome/67827817/4M0807967BRN4.html

For $400, at least we get the entire grill.

 

I guess that’s why they make credit cards out of plastic!

 

Yeah I waited like two years to use that Arbys Roast Beef turned on its side thing. I do like and respect the modifications you guys make on these trucks. I also like the lifestyle of it all. I am just too much of a cheep ass to do it. That and having a wife and five kids you know (speaking of Arbys). I think a beater Jeep Comanche with the doors pulled off and an exocage would be cool as fuck.

 

With five kids, you should mod the shit out of your Odyssey.

 

When I win the lotto, I’m buying you a 2024 Tacoma Pro, with the dingus, to shit-haul on the Rubicon.

My treat!

 

Slam it, full cage, weld the diff.

 

I just happen to own an Odyssey. A grey one to blend in with all the other grey minivans at the mall.

 

I’m getting old. When I think of a Honda Odyssey, I still think of the original OG Honda Odyssey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsgt7Ac6WYs&app=desktop

 

Good choice (I'm being serious). Odysseys are awesome.

 

Odyssey’s are cool. And when the kids leave home, you can break out the and you’ve got a Ridgeline. Too easy.