Whatever

Bigfoot?

 

Just your typical whatever topics...

 

I once managed to navigate us under some low hanging branches loaded with spiders (despite her paddling on the correct side) and she baled out post haste, banging her knee up on the landing (score of 3.6 out of ten). I've seen more couples fight on the river than in bars.

 

Damn, I got to the store, then cut my hair. Fall behind 162 posts. I'm feein like @cowsquatch67 .

 

We could return to the topic of eating boogers if you'd prefer.

 

I hadn't seen a doctor for at least 20 years prior to my inguinal hernia last year.
The medical pros were simply horrified....that I'd survived that long without their help.

They've been poking, prodding, cutting, sticking and zapping me ever since.
Surgery, colonoscopy, blood work, physical (turn your head and cough), CAT.
Sheesh.

But I haven't had to wait once. Right this way, Mister Gritto.
Waynesboro actually has one of the best rated small town hospitals in the country.

Maybe the wait times will change when I go on Medicare shortly.

 

Better, thanks for asking. Thought I was gonna have to turn on tv for a minute

 

Or snakes. I've heard stories.

 

Passed out grandma floating downriver in pontoon.
You gotta love 'Merica.

 

Yeah, I'm thinking about going fishing.
From the bank.

But I just know I'll fall way behind.

 

Ftfy

 

Sounds like a good time.



One time I had a bone fire, several of us got drunk and started drop kicking a broken bedroom door. We also put 5 GALLONS of deisel fuel on the fire, flames where probably 50+ feet in the air. The pile was probably 20’ across and 12’ to 15’ tall when we started it.

 

I believe all of this except the part about you having a fish. Unless she caught it.

 

I bet you look pretty good in scrubs...

 

Pro tip:

If you ever get a hole in your canoe, this can be a handy trick.

 

It would have to be a tiny hole...

 

That's some good information to have right there. I'll remember.