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A .44 would do it.
Be sure to post a pic.

I have a Walther P22 (.22 caliber).
I carry it in the yard sometimes loaded with hollow points in case I surprise a groundhog.
In my garden.

[EDIT] Not that I ever hit one with a pistol.

 

Turkey is an amazingly agile bird for its size. Can run 25mph, can fly 60mph. I've seen a turkey jump straight up off the ground, a few wingflaps and it was 30ft off the ground roosting on an oak branch.

 

I guess I can put an ad on Craigslist: Pet gopher for sale $100.00 25% discount if you catch him. Who knows?

 

I’m sure there’s a thread for that.... go find it!!!

Maybe you haven’t heard but, I’m a genius in the kitchen. Ask @JaCado @My Name is Rahl

 

They can run like a big-ass roadrunner. [meep meep.]
And are maybe faster.

 

Hi there!

 

If I want to shoot and my wife doesn't want to go, I'll go to a WMA shooting range since you can shoot free with a HL. Last spring a week before turkey season I was setting up and looked up and a group of turkeys was strutting across the 100 yd berm.

 

Why didn’t we add you in the fishing poll?

 

This was in Palo Duro Canyon State Park. These things would come perch on the bench beside me begging for my lunch. I explained to them the sign said not to feed the wildlife.
Apparently nobody else read the signs.

 

Hi to you too Beer Boy

 

Cause I actually catch fucking fish

 

He’s not talking about your search history!

 

No shit, they did that once at the range at my club.
How weird. I see them all the time when or where it's illegal to shoot them.

I was grouse hunting once with blaze orange on me and heard clucking.
I froze and a flock of 20 or so paraded right past me at maybe 30 yards or less.
Each one looked me up and down.
But I stood as still as ever I could.
I couldn't believe they didn't spook.
Having all those beady eyes on me was a strange sensation.
I wanted to laugh or shake my fist at them. Something.

But they were out of season.
And I was loaded with 7 1/2 birdshot anyway.
It would be nothing more than a fluke to kill one with that.

 

You taking the interstate to Chicago? You will pass right by me.

 

Hey!!

 

Well it would be none of those things cuz he’s a bit of a priss.

 

Hello. And nitey nite. I'm tard.

 

White Pelicans are interesting birds. They're huge birds, travel in packs, and fish in packs. They'll descend on a lake as they migrate, make a semi-circle on the surface, herd fish into the shallows, and have a good feed.

 

I-72 then I 55... to Tenley Park.

 

They are fucking assholes, but the best fisherman. I have seen them feast for hours.