Whatever

Blue light specials were like current Thanksgiving black Friday sales.
They announced one in the bra section once when I was a kid..... it was like watch lions and hyenas go at it.

 

Had the oldest grandson for a bit this afternoon... Not much was going on before I picked him up. I’m gone for a couple hours and y’all turned into a bunch a chatty Cathy’s

 

Me too!

 

Can everyone just hold their pecker finger until I catch up please

 

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Yes. Hold it like so:

 

Yes. The "preppy" shoppers.

 

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We didn't have you to keep us in line.

 

Nope. No can do.

 

My wife was a Kmart manager

 

Dammit fellas!!!!

 

Hurry up

 

You gave me an idea

 

True story when I first moved to a new town the second page news was about some guy getting wild because his neighbor mowed his ditch. He was so pissed he got arrested for assault. I think mowing lawn and pushing snow is some mens zen thing around here.

 

I use cottage cheese as Ruffles dip.

 

What were you trying to spell one letter at a time?

 

Yeah, page count matters.