Whatever

Waiting...

 

Gave it back

 

Day off for me today. No fancy office. The balls could be used for hacky sack but intended for juggling.

 

I hate when you go into a thread and start reading and poof, it's gone.

 

She may have thought "we got a winner here".
Kinda like if you are pulling a boat and at a gas station someone asks "goin fishin"?
Here's your sign.

 

If its a sailboat... then Ill pffft at em...

 

*struggles with comeback remark*

 

Why would you engage anyone at Wal-Mart? Take the hundred, use it toward a charity or a sex worker, and then flog yourself for shopping at that dreg of human society in the first place.



Edit: I meant "dregs". Can't blame autocorrect for that one.

 

Funny how it always happens when you arrive...

 

We made tacos tonight !!! Pretty sure we made way too much lol

 

Hey, you got a flat tire? Nope, the other 3 just swelled right up...Here’s your sign!!

 

Better is when I am on the ground floor of the elevator and someone approaches stops and asks are up going up? Also, same elevator, on the roof and they will ask, are you going down? I sure and the hell hope so unless this is the chocolate factory elevator, it dont go any higher.

 

Not so funny story.
Went to WM after work to get hunting license/turkey tag. Come to find out I had already bought my hunting license in January.
The joys of growing old.

 

It won’t get any better!

 

Eh. Call it 'experience'. You've been burned enough times to a point that your brain automatically covers your ass. Better to be over-prepared.

 

At an old job I had we wore our uniforms to work. Anyhow, a guy I worked with went to McD every morning b4 work for coffee. Every day the old dudes would say "headin to work Jimmy"? After a couple of years of this he'd had enough. He finally said, "nope, headed to a funeral, I always wear my work clothes to a f@ckin funeral".

 

Thread topic/poll

Who should keep the thread from getting locked while what's his face is lost in the woods chasing turkeys.

@4x4Runner (hahaha no really)
@SRH (sobriety required?)
@Gritto (will he live that long?)
@NunyaBizness (too busy taking selfies?)
@buffedout (why you shouldn't do drugs)

Any other ideas? I think we're fucked.

 

Yup