Whatever

That's the highlight of the evening!

 

Do you have to wear the sombrero?

 

No, why? Is that a thing? I've never seen anyone wearing one that I can remember. They hang them on the walls to look authentic.

 

My family took me for my birthday to a Mexican restaurant. They told them it was my birthday. I had to wear this huge sombrero while I ate. Then they all came out and singing happy birthday. Well I hope it was happy birthday, I’m not bilingual. Then brought me cake so all was good!

 

I usually bring my own and sing to the waiters

 

I get up and dance with them.... throws em off.

 

Do you do the Macarena

 

I can.... but I usually do something a lil different than Macarena that gets me free shots

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TD..And MANY MORE

 

Happy birthday!
Mornin everyone.

 

Morning... how’s your first day back to work after your spa retreat ?

 

Twerk? That’s what I usually do

 

I’m more of a grinder

 

Can confirm that it throws everyone off. I have done this twice, once it wasn’t even my birthday.

 

Speaking of "Authentic Mexican Food", that reminded me of a story...

When I graduated high school I decided I was going to join the Army. So they put me on a bus to Fort Bliss in El Paso, TX to go through the physical and everything. I arrived on a Saturday and got checked into my dorm which was a bare room with 4 cots and 3 other idiots to occupy them. They weren't going to start the process until Monday so we had the weekend to kill. At breakfast Sunday morning us 4 roomies were sitting together when we were approached by this cute, blonde girl. She told us that her adopted father who had raised her was a Mexican-American and she had relatives in Juarez. She wanted to go visit them but was afraid to go to Mexico alone. Of course we all said sure, we'll go with you. Now being young and stupid I pictured Juarez as a tiny Mexican village like in the westerns. I soon found out it was a huge city with about 40 gazillion people. We walked and we walked and we walked. The girl knew the way but had never walked it before and hadn't realized it was so far. We finally counted out our change and got a taxi to take us to the house. So us 4 guys are in this house with a family that doesn't speak any English and isn't too happy that she's with 4 guys anyway. But being polite they invited us to eat with them. Their "Authentic Mexican Meal"... Ball Park hot dogs and Kraft mac and cheese. Anyway, it was an experience. I can't even remember the girls name now. Oh well.

As for the Army career, I flunked the physical. Thank God.

 

Morning Bob and thanks.

 

Thank you.

 

Only twice ?

 

Good morning.
Happy birthday Dave!