Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Ummm... Have to admit I'm strangely intrigued...

Trader Joe’s Dehydrated Watermelon and Called It Jerky

 

WTF?!!!!!!
https://www.wibw.com/content/news/M...1xGhSPmp17LpRceWZsu1l2pWXJAkuocAYhgSTXqUkpE3w

 

how slow do you have to be moving to get a wasp nest to get made on your shell?

 

This weeks faller........getting to be a thing we can count on, on a weekly basis......

Another Grand Canyon visitor dies in fall from edge

https://www.yahoo.com/news/another-grand-canyon-visitor-dies-fall-edge-010427061.html

 

Key portion of the story: "The woman had been walking about 200 to 300 feet off a trail along the South Rim about a mile east of Mather Point. Park rangers got a call just after 1 p.m. that she needed help west of a popular overlook called Pipe Creek Vista."

Simple solution to avoiding a fall -- stay on the $%#*&^%* trail, dumbazz.

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Parenting should be permitted.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/aunt-discovers-niece-breastfeeds-her-000000576.html

 

Gravity strikes again. As has been stated, STAY on the trail. Everybody thinks they are the exception to the rules these days.

 

National Park Service, should put up a railing.

 

Let it be. It will even out itself.

 

Vegas wolfpacks make serious bank. One cop pretends to be a homeless guy, and inside his paper bag is a radar gun. He's on radio to a half dozen motorcycle patrolmen, and can't keep up with issuing tickets fast enough. They make BANK in a matter of an hour or two, then move to a new intersection.

 

Must be a killer spot.

Why? Do dumb shit win dumb prizes. Why should tax payers pay for people to be safe that dont follow the rules. Thats the equivalent of suing McDonalds because the coffee is hot.

 

Once in a lifetime view...

 

HAHAHAHA...

Not to be rude, but if you think people don't climb over those railings, you haven't been to many parks. Or at lease not to the ones I've visited.

 

Ouch. Fifteen or twenty years ago the local county PD would set up on an interstate overpass tagging people as they come over a nearby slight rise, then radio down to the pack of chase-and-ticket cars 1/4 mile down the road.

GA state law at this point I think limits that a bit with current laws (if I remember them correctly):

• Only the State Patrol may issue a radar/laser ticket for less then 9mph over.
• Any LEOs (except state patrol) using stationary radar/laser must be visible from at least 500ft away and must be at least 500ft away from a change in speed limit
• No local municipality/county may get more than 40% of its revenue from traffic citations (with exceptions)
• No license points until at least 15mph over the limit so the fine amounts are lower

Needless to say, not a lot of folks really pay attention to the speed limits here, and if you do observe the limit you're sharply increasing your chances of getting mowed down.

 

What ever happened to "Only the strong survive" mentality?

 

[response self-censored to avoid the Ban Hammer]

 

Guess the daily grind got the best of her....

https://www.yahoo.com/news/pa-woman-killed-falling-meat-104538655.html