Whatever

Yes sir I am

 

Porta?

 

Jerry fucking jones!

 

Well, Dave, I am trying to like you, but you are making it difficult...

 

those.... the only thought most of the time is how to GTFO ASAP!

 

Aw, ya gotta love the old fart. Who else says things like "I want me some glory hole!" and "It's like circumcising a mosquito" ?

 

Crazy ass rich white people from texas.

 

Just don’t forget the ideas before you get out.

 

Can be a problem if you shit your brains out.
Edit... @Crow_of_judgement

 

I've had a lot of ideas in the bathroom that didn't go well. I won't elaborate.

 

Or fall in the shower.

 

It's the best when it's been sitting in the sun all day

 

In my defense, I was just a kid when I became one. Roger Staubach was throwing the "Hail Mary" and winning Super Bowls. Everybody was a fan back then. I just didn't have enough sense to quit on them.

 

They have had some great teams, no doubt! I remember Rodger and Landry, Renfro and Dorsett. For a few years they couldn't be stopped.

I, on the other hand, decided to be a Chargers fan. Talk about a glutton for punishment.....

 

I grew up as a Steelers fan. Bradshaw /Swan

 

And Franco and Joe Greene!

 

My memory of names is extremely limited.

 

I learned a fun fact recently. Phil Robinson of Duck Dynasty was a star QB at Louisiana Tech. Terry Bradshaw was his backup. Phil quit football because it interfered with hunting season.

 

This topic is lame... I dont know shit about football... or whatever ball...