Whatever

Noone wants to see the fat pics... they no good.

 

Prob not... im set in my ways...

 

Years ago I was the fitness supervisor for the city I lived in. Taught the fitness classes, designed the programs, etc. I’m into success stories.

 

I mean, those azaleas

@Hobbs
This is a river birch I planted about 12 years ago

 

What's the best color to paint a cow skull?

 

The blood of your enemies.

 

Do this...

 

Short but true story.

I use to work with a guy that had a knot in the middle of his forehead. Lil bit smaller than a golf ball. It never went away. Of course I had to ask. He said his wife threw a pork chop bone at him 10 years earlier and it had been like that ever since.

 

Umm, I was thinkin one color.

 

I have a scar from a guys tooth in my forehead. Hey, let's all post pics of our scars like in that scene from Jaws. I'll start with my hernia scar!

 

My buddy has a catfish fin broke off in his leg.

Your turn.

 

You would think they would brush

 

I have a plate with 13 screws that they used to piece my clavicle back together. You can actually feel the screw heads through the skin. Go.

 

Mary Sue Retton broke my heart in '85.

 

The gymnast?

 

Damn what happened to you?

 

I was frying fish with a buddy at my folks house when they were out of town and I let the oil get too hot and it caught fire. The skillet had no handle and I tried to get it out the back door (unsuccessfully). Probably around 35 years ago.

 

No, the town drunk.

 

Ouch.