Whatever

When I was 10 I was attacked by a German Shepherd. I just took the pic of the scar.

 

Bicycle mishap.

 

Damn!

 

I have a few of those reminders.

 

I did get hung up once and was shaking it and the crankbait came back and stuck in my chest. Somehow, the whole treble hook was imbedded past the barbs. I tried to get my buddy to yank it out but he kept giving it slow tugs. Fvck that. Had to go to ER.
After rereading, I must clarify, this is not a pron.

 

Huh? What? Somebody call me?

 

At least you weren't this guy. WARNING not for the squeamish....

 

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads...-kitty-thumbnail.396595/page-22#post-18009949

 

I'm squeamish.
Ewww

 

Damn! Mine wasn’t that bad, I think I had 8 or 10 stitches.

 

Prolly gonna start a build page on this cow skull.

 

You'll love this then...

https://youtu.be/TTUQXpg76xQ

 

First you want to debadge it. Especially any stickers. Imo.

 

When I was a young lad I threw an old TV in the back of a trailer to take to the dump. The screen imploded and dropped a nice chunk of glass from the tailgate right onto my ankle . The glass was so sharp it sliced through the sock. I went and reached down to pull it out and thought that's not that bad so I walked over to the curb and it was a mom we have a problem moment. I had blood quirting out like a ketchup bottle. I pulled off my shoe and that when I realized how boned I really was. The glass had cut all the bone and it was bleeding bad. I get rushed to the ER for irrigation and twenty stitches later it's all patched up. My foot swelled up big time over the next two days.

Don't fuck around with TV picture tube glass people.

 

I've seen that before. I wanna ask him what you do when the whole treble hook is in you??

 

I'm too lazy to pull my pants down to show the scar on my right thigh. I literally got hit by a Mack truck. I was walking from my truck to the office when another driver pulled in. It was early morning and the sun was in his eyes and didn't see me. It knocked me about 15 feet. Broke the roundish swivel bone in my hip. They replaced it with a steel one. It's a cold bitch in the winter.

Chopped off the ends of my middle and ring finger in the lawnmower when I was a kid. It was running and I was gonna lift it to adjust the wheel height. What a dumbass. They sewed them back on and all's well.

 

Nuh-uh.
You don't wanna see mine.
Inguinal hernia.
Anyway, the hair has grown back, if you know what I mean.

 

Thanks for the tip.

*grabs heat gun*

 

mom we have a problem moment

 

A walking time bomb