Colorado B.S. Thread

adventures of trying to sell stuff on CL

cl person: where do you want to meet?
me: how does Smoky Hill library sound?
cl person: I don't know where that is - sent from my iPhone

 

Yeah, I feel you on that one.

Me: These wheels are the Toyota 6 lug pattern and will only fit Toyota's
FB Marketplace person: Will this fit my Ram 1500?

Or

Me: I have 3 wheels and 3 tires. No 4th.
FB person: Do you have 4 of these?

 

I had a lady come to buy a spare tire that I had and she started to load up the wrong one and was like "oh yeah, it seemed a little too small to be a 35"

 

what's the lowest you'll take? will you deliver too? ps I only have $20 will you take a PetSmart gift card with $37 on it?

 

Thanks again to @johntoyota @bot102 @JasonLee @xxTacocaTxx and @romafern for your help installing my lift this weekend. Got an alignment this morning and it's riding great. Now I just have to deal with my nextdoor neighbor and the HOA violation. Turn's out "car maintenance" isn't allowed in our neighborhood haha

 

lol- So are you having another MOD day next week too? I could do an oil change.

 

So I guess that means I can't do my lift at your house?

 

Did the dude just rat you out to the HOA without coming to talk to you? Dick move...

 

Your neighbor reported you instead of talking to you 1st? What a McDouche.. HOA has some really whacked out rules sometimes

 

I dont think an oil change classifies as a "mod".

 

Neighbor came over while we were working and I thought she was just being ridiculous so we carried on. If it were my house I would definitely push back a little more but apparently she didn't even like me installing my sliders in the driveway a while back. "We like to keep our neighborhood looking nice"

 

Time to Watch & Learn!

 

Doesnt matter. You wouldnt show up anyway.

 

Alright, was John doing his version of "Naked & Modding again", now where did I put that torque wrench!

 

Shhhhh

 

I showed up to put yours on, even with your terrible choice in beer.

 

That you did. And it was appreciated.

But my beer selection that day was Charlies choice. I didnt like it either

 

That baby is an idiot. Milk is one of the top 2 greatest liquids of all time!