Whatever

Slowest work day ever.

 

I've tried pouring gasoline in the groundhog hole and lighting it...
Tried flooding the hole with water...
Poison gopher pellets.
Poison gas cartridges. Yes, you can buy those.

Conibear body trap. That kind has an enormously strong spring. Usually kills instantly.
You put it in the hole entrance and it trips when they go through it.
Except they don't. They push the trap out.
(I never liked that anyway, what if a cat or something tried to go in the hole?)

Even tried strewing Dubble Bubble gum in the hole entrance.
People swear that kills 'em. Do a search, you'll see.
By plugging up their guts...or something.
The bubble gum disappeared alright. The groundhogs didn't.


Nothing works on groundhogs.
Except:

1) Live cage trap. Bait it with what they're stealing from your garden.
Then plug the little bastard at leisure when he's in the trap.

2) Hot lead. Pick a caliber.

 

I’m tired.... will you all go to bed too please. So there won’t be a shit ton of posts in the morning to catch up on.

 

Thanks. I'm ordering one to give it a try. I tried a live trap but nothing.

Born to be wild

 

That’s because your going on vacation soon!! Time moves slower then. What day you leaving?

 

I am just reading along really

 

Good choice in beer.

 

I leave on Wednesday the 15th.

 

Someone told me to soak dryer sheets in ammonia and stuff it down the holes. I did. They just dig a new hole. These are smart critters. Probably something to do with the alien crash in Roswell.

 

No not even that. OR those spiders most women are afraid of and send them screaming from the room.

 

When I got pregnant, my mom said she was glad cuz it was the only thing that was going to slow me down. Gives ya a lil insight on how much partying I did.

 

Good luck.

For groundhogs:

This works:

$65 HAVAHART 1079SR Large 1-Door Humane Catch and Release Live Animal Trap Cage - Live Raccoon Trap, for Bobcats, Beavers, Dogs, & More

https://www.amazon.com/Havahart-1-D...?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1556768485&sr=1-18

This doesn't, for me anyway:

https://www.amazon.com/Duke-Double-...bear+trap&qid=1556768561&s=lawn-garden&sr=1-1

 

Quote buttons and spiders, got it!

 

Thank you.... now the rest of ya!!

 

You were virtually the female me. I used to smoke weed with my dad on the way to school. Also had the occasional 12 pack of beer in my backpack. I'd get them slushy at night so they'd stay cold at school.

 

Sexy Sorority Girls 7

 

I’m off to bed too, night all!

 

NIght check for spiders under your pillow