Whatever

You probably know exactly what that's like!

 

I take it the head soaking worked? Just make sure to cut your toenails while they're moist boys. The women folk hate it when those talons scratch them in the middle of tossing and turning in bed because six Bud Lights and three Hot Pockets are rumbling magma in your tummy. The tummy is hurting so bad that even with viagra you can't power through it, so the wife will be upset with you, and leave you at home tomorrow when she goes to Costco. It was your idea last time to buy a case of Hot Pockets that would be sufficient to feed the Outlaw Josey Wales for about six months. She tried to warn you, but your dumbass wouldn't listen. You said it will be ok honey i'll take them to work for lunch, FAIL. She's still pissed that as most basic white women are that you spent your lunches eating $13 sandwiches and a $4.50 brew. The vacay fund is suffering you know, but it's not like that matters because right before you're ready to but those tickets to some white trash paradise like Tampa or Las Vegas on Allegiant Air, The washing machine will shit the bed and Buster needs a tooth pulled and that requires sedation of your joint bank account

 

Welcome to whatever ever

They ain’t shittin.

 

I may or may not have accidentally check marked the PM thread when clearing out my PM archive. I can't view the thread anymore.
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So, a guy goes to a bar. He orders three shots of vodka. The bartender sets them up and the guy downs them one right after another.
"Damn" says the bartender, "What are ya celebrating?"
The guy answers "My first blowjob"
The bartender says "Well, that's certainly a good reason. Let me buy you another"
"Naw" Says the guy, "If three won't get the taste out of my mouth, to hell with it"

 

Are you ok, Itchy? Do you need to talk?

 

Try now

 

Man solves his own problems

 

Hello Dennis, how goes it?

 

Nothing. I think I fucked up and clicked each PM to ignore future messages on accident.

 

No worries, ill start a new one.

 

You're not supposed to eat the bottle after finishing it.

Yup.

 

Good!! My weekend off. Tired from lack of sleep and mushroom hunting.

 

Ok. Well, we're here for you.

 

Get some rest and get your ass back out there!
Do you microwave those shrooms?
@NunyaBizness

 

No. He's probably getting baked.

 

Hi fella