In my area, lot of short people with lifted trucks

I genuinely disagree, I like the elbow macaroni mac&cheese versus any alternative shapes.


I like original everything. Take any candy bar for example. I prefer the original size, over king size, or fun size. I think it's the consistency of the ingredients used to make the different sized bars.

 

I've seen some really short guys get out of the biggest trucks around here too. I'm talking about the Chevy's with 6" lifts and 38's. It's more common than seeing an average height or tall person driving one. The more reasonably lifted ones tend to have more diversity.

 

News flash! Short people may like the same things regular sized and super sized people like. I saw a giant dude eating a burrito with a short dude...and it’s almost as if they both enjoyed it.

Initially, like you, I couldn’t believe it. There was NO WAY a huge person and a short person were both interested in the same foods. Yet it happened. I was there. I imagine the same logic can be applied to trucks.

 

I have never understood the "fun" size. There is nothing fun about a nibble of a candy bar. Give me one fun size piece and see how much fun it is to get it thrown back at you.
Now, I have observed, that the Reese's peanut butter eggs, pumpkins, christmas trees, all taste better than the original cups.

 

The eggs, trees, and pumpkins do taste better than the cups. Both the chocolate and peanut better taste better. I like the eggs over the trees and pumpkins, it has something to do with the peanut butter to chocolate ratio.

 

The OP has a lot of fun size drivers in his area.

 

I once saw a regular sized guy get out of a non-lifted Tacoma with a custom license plate.

 

Pics or it didn't happen

 

+1...

 

Size of lift is inversely proportional to size of penis.

 

Damn right

 

I see what resembles a late night drunk post, not working in the morning.

 

True. Fucking. Talk.

 

It's odd science. But it's honest science

 

That's basically what I said. But the vast majority of the really big lifted trucks I see are driven by really small guys. Hope that helps.

 

Working on it

 

When i read this post, i didnt know it was in context to reese's and thought you were batshit cray.

 

Grab a lighter and start burning shit. We’re short staffed

 

For a higher plane of enlightenment, I try to eat my burritos with my shorter fellow human beings lady and tramp style. After wiping the sour cream off each other’s faces, we both share the joy of simultaneous gastric distress.

 

I didn’t need context. I knew immediately after “eggs” and “trees”