Anyone???

Anyone know where I can sell a kidney? I hate being broke and need more mods...

 

SWEET!!

 

Is it in good condition? I know a friend of a friend that might be interested if the price is right.

 

What do you want? I’ll trade components for a solid kidney. You harvest and preserve in a mason jar YOU supply, and we can work something out. Include a picture I can tape to the jar so that I can show people the face of the man who gave me his kidney for truck parts.

 

Meh...I only need one. The kidneys are in better condition than the liver that's for sure.

 

Pics?

 

Correct, you only need one. I’m open to work out whatever. Kidney removal might be more hassle than it’s worth since it’s invasive (though mildly) and you’ll require a broad spectrum antibiotic. I’m open to whatever.

 

I've heard the best deals are China & India. Everyone rags on Chinese products, so here's a chance for pay back.

 

I wonder if you could surgically remove your own belly button. How weird would THAT look.


You could tell people you were hatched from an egg. Rad.

 

Is it free range?

 

It is not. Been in my body since birth.

 

Where has it been all this time?

 

Op, whatever these other guys are offering Ill beat it.

Are you willing to travel cause will need to do the procedure in Tijuana, regulations are a little looser there.

 

Do you take PayPal? And free shipping?

 

You provide the Tequilla...

 

Too bad he probably only has 2 kidneys, this would make a nice group buy.

 

As per BST rules, you are supposed to post a picture, a price, and your location. You should also specify year model. Just want to make sure everyone is playing by the same rules here.