Whatever

Me 3

 

What the fuck?

 

Such a romantic gift...

 

I had a teacher in college that admitted that in some polls she would purposely misidentify herself as black, married, etc for funsies.

SHE TAUGHT A FUCKIN STATS CLASS!!!!

(And yes, she DID graduate from Ohio State)

 

I voted A,C,D.

 

Tsk tsk tsk

 

Bahahahahahahaha

 

Hells yeah, chocolate bear!

 

How does one answer the poll questions if they have, in fact, met and been probed by said aliens?

 

My mom hates people buying her flowers and shit. I quote from her own wards, Such a waste of people’s money for something that only lasts a week or so.
She tells us if we get her something to get something that she can use for a while.

 

So, Billy Joe Jim Bob had never left the farm. On his 18th birthday his daddy decided it was time to send him into the big, wicked city to become a man.
He didn't have any money so he told his son to take their best duck and try to sell or trade it in town.
So, Billy went to town and stopped at the first brothel he came across and knocked on the door.
When the madame answered he explained that he wanted a woman but all he had in payment was a duck.
She looked over the big, strong, handsome, young man and decided she'd just take this one herself.
So the lad handed over the duck and proceeded to have quite a good time becoming a man.
The lady had quite a good time herself and told the young man she'd give him his duck back if he'd go another round.
She said she didn't really have much use for a duck anyway. So, the lad agreed.
Afterwards, walking home, carrying his duck. He was almost hit by a speeding motorist.
He narrowly escaped injury. The duck however, was crushed to death in the incident.
The driver felt really bad and gave him $25.00 for his poor duck.
Arriving back on the farm, his daddy asked him how his trip to the big city went.
"Not bad Pa" answered the lad. "I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and 25 dollars for a fucked up duck"

 

Sorry, I just saw where @TacomaDave had also related his story of abduction. Big surprise there . I was just asking for a friend.

 

She’s*

 

I have forgotten about the whole day before...... I never even got her a card....

 

No no no. It was my cousin. I haven't been annally probed since...the last time I was in Vegas.

 

Hi Bob @StayinStock

 

Please see @TnRedNeck721 for any questions you may have.

 

Aliens would be better.