Whatever

Dear heaven those lips are gonna give me nightmares

 

Remember the crop circle craze? Turned out to be two drunk Englishmen that started it. They would leave the pub at closing time, had framed up some 2x4's, harnessed themselves to it and whacked out the circles between pub closing time and opening time.

It went viral, then they figured enough was enough, did a crop circle one night, then left two suitcases in the middle of it. F'ing English have great senses of humor.

 

I am actually on the Idaho Mufon Email list. Because I think its interesting to hear about sightings, not because I believe in UFOs.

Honestly though, what do I know. Im just some guy in Idaho. For all I know the aliens are amongst us.

Hell... one of you could be an alien

 

You shut your mouth!

 

You'll never figure it out just by looking at me.

 

Well we all know you aren’t one. Even an alien wouldn’t put a steak in a microwave.

 

How do you know? Have you ever asked one?

 

Dude stole that hairdo from Londo on the Babylon5 TV series. If I had enough hair I'd rock that 'do, though.

 

Poll suggestion: Who is most likely to be an alien? Multiple answers would be helpful.
@NunyaBizness
@SRH
@JaCado
@StayinStock
@Gritto
@MurphTaco
@TacomaDave
@buffedout
@4x4Runner
@Crow_of_judgement
@monkeyface
@sdsurfer
@buckhuntin-tacoma
@Itchyfeet
@jberry813
@TeecoTaco
@TnRedNeck721
@My Name is Rahl
@cowsquatch67
@melikeymy beer
@Hobbs

*Any other regulars I may have forgotten. I'm old.

 

You forgot My name is Rahl

 

Back when my dad was stationed at March AFB in the early 90s, they could take the T-38s out to keep currency.

Their favorite thing to do was fly roughly that same area looking for stoners driving out through the desert at night. Once they got a tally, they would come in super low head on. Right before they got to the car, they would go full burner and toss on the landing lights, then hard stick and go to an unrestricted climb. Said most of the time all they could see of the car was a cloud of dust and brake lights.

 

Shit. I did. Fixed it. Thanks

 

It’s not a good look. You should steer clear of that one!

 

This is a good one @StayinStock , you seein this???

 

How do we pronounce your name in human language? Just call you Mr. Wookie, or what?

 

I've go the best poll since the creation of polls coming up next. Then the alien one. I may have a problem though, not sure if it will give me that many options. Looks like I'm gonna need 20ish but I'm thinkin it only goes to 15ish. We'll see.

 

Amish..... definitely alien

 

Where’d you get this”best poll” idea? I know you didn’t come up with it!