Whatever

Thats cool though... I like history & historical sites. Interesting to me.

 

Yeah if you ever around Knoxville. Oak ridge isn’t far drive. They have a new museum that I hear is good. I have been to the older one but not the new one.

 

What do you do while you’re in the darkness? Hopefully you’re not another @buffedout

 

With or without a porta-potty.

 

Could go either way

 

I think has to life on other planets. With all the galaxies that we know of their has to be. Would I like to meet them Hell NO

 

Choot them gophers, I have some guns you can borrow.

 

Hi Hobbs

 

Hi Dennis!!! How’s everything goin?

 

Hey Shauna!! Doing good! You??

 

Good to hear it!!! House sale go thru or you still waiting to hear? I’m doing good.

 

Thanks for the offer but the police tend to come to your house when you start firing off shots. Small town. Nothing better to occupy their time. Only one donut shop.

 

Hi Miss Shauna! How goes it?

 

Goes good.... you?

 

I am doing fine! Off work in 12 minutes and gonna go home and work in the garden.

 

So, did I miss a poll between "who is Shauna" and "Are aliens real?"

 

Yeah, been out shopping with the wife. Got a new Under Armor hat, 2 gallons of milk, bottle of 1200mg Fish Oil and a case of Java Monsters. Then had lunch at an Asian restaurant.... I think it's time to fix a cocktail and settle in with y'all alien talking peeps.

 

My son calls that moose juice. On night while camping with some friends, their kids ask my son to tell them a story. I don’t have a fucking clue why they asked him, as I wouldn’t ever thought to ask him. Well any ways, the adults all feel good, the kids go into the big tent and my son starts talking about the Canadians getting mad at the US folks going and taking the moose juice, he goes on and on with a Canadian accent, talking about the Mounties and what not. You can tell he is wrapping up the story when one of the kids asks, what’s moose juice. He says you know the stuff that comes from Canada and we put on pancakes. The kid says oh syrup, he says no, Moose juice. Then goes on to talk about how the Mounties collect the moose and takes them to a factory. The kids start saying gross. He asks them what’s wrong. They say something about the moose being killed, he says no they run the stoves to boil the stuff they get from the trees to make moose juice.

I can in no way do justice to the story, but I was crying laughing so hard. That was a few years ago, and both families still refer to real maple syrup as Moose Juice.

You forgot the cheap stuff


This is my go to after I’ve had enough that the taste doesn’t matter any more. Or Jell-O shots.