Whatever

The smiles man, the smiles.

 

Was easy till the made you get a separate fucking app for them. It shows I have 2 unread... I don’t know who they are or what they are about.

 

I hated graveyard shift. Best of luck to you . . . . .

 

Well this has been an ongoing issue for about 10 years it seems, it may have started with emails, I’m not sure. I just know I about piss my pants laughing every time the wife would get called over to the computer. Now it’s the kids that help, not as much fun.

 

Plus it can help if you get caught in a rain storm.


I keep an extra rain jacket and pants behind my back seats. Extra washer fluid, extra oil and several other odd things. Also have stuff under the back seats.

 

I always have a blanket, 2 way radios, flashlight, extra batteries, and a bunch of other emergency odds n ends behind my back seat.

 

Yeah, she'll have like 30 instances of the FB app running on ipad and be looking at a page she opened a week ago. She never closes anything. Just clicks the icon to start a new one. She can't seem to get the art of swiping.

 

Did you end up selling that one? Looks hella nice

 

..blow-up doll, microwave, extra-small condoms (for you know who), bear spray, t-shirt from the Tool groupie days, and an old In-N-Out wrapper.

Yeah, you do need to get your truck together.

 

Thats what you have in your truck? Whos the small condoms for?

 

That’s the main reason. Other reason are just kinda extra reasons.


Can’t really keep chapstick in vehicles long here in the summer because that shit melts. Personally I don’t hardly ever need it in the summer. Winter I get chapped lips though. Also I have heard bug spray cans can explode. (Same with the spray on sunscreen)

 

Thanks, it was a nice truck. I didn't need two so I sold it.

 

Crap, I take a nap and look what happens.
25 pages behind.

 

&soda cans...

Learned that one the hard way. Diet coke exploded while I was at work. Thank god it was only diet. Regular would have been a nightmare

 

Idk if we can be friends anymore. Diet Coke and microwaving steak? Wtf man? Jk

But look up how much worse Diet Coke is for you than just regular coke.

 

Slim fit? Better get these on our products list.

$17 GLYDE Slimfit - Snug Fit Condoms - 12 Count - Ultra-Thin, Vegan, Body-Friendly, Smaller Size Natural Rubber Latex - 49mm for Tighter Fit

https://www.amazon.com/GLYDE-Slimfi...small+condoms&qid=1557371675&s=gateway&sr=8-2

 

I dont drink it much now days tbh. Pretty rarely anymore. But Im glad it was diet at the time. If a regular had gon off in my truck Id probably have burned it down.

Like that guy who accidentally left his torch on the passenger seat, on and burnt it down "on accident"

 

Yeah, my neighbors aren't very close, but it's still illegal to shoot firearms closer than 75 yards to a dwelling.
I can get away with a single shot from a .22 fired from a long rifle barrel.
Fired downwards from my back balcony into the safe backstop of my own lawn.
And that's what groundhogs get.

A single not terribly loud .22 report and people are like "What was that?"
Then they shrug and carry on.
Repeated shots are gonna draw unwanted attention from law enforcement.