Whatever

I'm Talkin Woke up in someone elses Basement the next day.

 

Ok but You absolutely won’t remember ol two can!!

 

There are Indian mounds all over. They just look like hills. Hell, one farmer near me plants over top of it. The mall in the city with the Serpent Mound is named The Indian Mound Mall.

Look up The Old Stone Fort in Coshocton Ohio. It was in a History channel documentary about the Vikings. It has astronomical links to several old round towers in New England and is in a direct geographical line between the towers and where the Kensington Runestone was found.

 

There would be memories...not great ones...the kind that make you feel like ass for a few days.

 

Hobbs: everything his tire picture was well-ordered. Good for running things.

Murph and Nunya's hate child: good genes. Because it's 1860 and that matters.

Buckhuntin: he has good hobbies. We know that he's not out doing the devil's work.

SRH: clearly raised her kids well, so keeping us kids in check should be easy. Alcohol tolerance means she can't be easily manipulated.

ImpAlbert: the populist choice. And because I'm an asshole.

TacoDave: he has the time to deal with this. And let's face it, if he can manage a trailer park, then we should be familiar territory.

Jacado: he's part of a secret society that has been steering civilizations for centuries. That's a lot of power.

 

Just dont go and draw any peckers on my face while Im passed out... mmmmk?

 

That’s why I always say I can only hang out with people that get me...

 

NO you have plenty of other people do that for ya.

 

*adds you to ignore list*

 

Went on vacation once to NYC and D.C. I had people skeptical that I was from Ohio. Apparently I sound like I am from Alabama or Northern Georgia.

 

Already on it.

 

Really????

Hmmmm

 

I am?

Awe man...

 

You’re safe, I can’t draw

 

Yes. It's thought to have been built in the early to mid 1300's.

Not lying.

 

Will you keep an eye on the other ones too?

 

Can we lay the snakes on you though?

 

And not let them draw on you?

 

No

Yes

 

Like...a snake church kinda thing?