Whatever

See post 31171 it tells you how to watch if you’d like

 

Saturday

 

I googled “I pissed myself during my nap and need a unicorn towel to clean up” and got to this thread. Am I in the right place?

 

See post 31171

 

How far is your Chicago drive?

 

Voted my real age initially with the poll. Then decided the teen category looked lonely, so I changed my vote to my mental capability age.

 

Which is it?

 

Oh hi. If my daddo made me wear that, I'd rip his throat out. After treats, walk, and dinner of course.

 

..

 

2 hours

 

Fuck idk I’m hearing both times so check right before 7 if the main card is starting.

 

Just looked it up said tentative 8 Eastern time

 

And thus ever the battle rages on

 

*sigh* I have children your age

*Note to self: Shauna's itinerary is...of no use to me whatsoever. I'm too old and tired to stalk her.

I signed up yesterday for what I thought was a free trial for youtube tv. It literally said "Try it now". They charged me a month. It does look interesting though. I'll try it.

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911.
'My friend is dead! What should I do?' The operator replies, 'Calm down, sir. I can help. First make sure that he's dead.'
There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the hunter says, 'OK, now what?'"

 

Hey Bob! Miss you and the gang bud... Been slave drove by mrs. cowsquatch...Can't say that's a bad thing! No use trying to catch up. I'll just pull up a seat in the front row!