Whatever

I think this temp is wrong. Feels more like 63 to 66.

 

I moved my wife to the Texas coast. Then I came back to New Mexico. Win-Win

 

Hey Dave, tell us a joke so the (other) grumpy old guys can cheer up?

@JaCado @Itchyfeet

Here's a warmup joke.

 

I have met her, they called me every Saturday and Sunday for 2 months.... not the brightest bulbs in the chandelier and left diapers in the pool.

 

I said that to see if anyone would say something.

 

My mind needs a jump start this A.M.

 

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye Matey

 

It’s one of those days here in SD... mornin’ all you whatever friends...

 

My son said ...What rhymes with orange?
I said...No it doesn't

 

Did you get this look?

 

True story. We were living on the Texas coast at the time and came home to NM to visit family during the summer. We were headed home across the desolate west Texas plains. It was hotter than hell. We drove past a big array of wind generators and my son, about 12 at the time, asked me what they were. I said, with a straight face, "They're fans. The ranchers installed them to keep the cows cool" My wife just rolled her eyes at me. Complete silence from the backseat for about a mile. Then all 3 kids suddenly got it and about busted a gut laughing. They think I'm strange for some reason.

 

We have the same demented sense of humor!

Thanks for sharing!

 

100% off topic, but we'll allow it.

Good morning TW. Got a doc apptmt to get a shot for my trashed out shoulder. Hope ya'll have a great day!

 

Planning on a new poll tonight. This one has been up almost 20 hours. Smh.

 

Should be ashamed of yourself...

 

Hi Bob- Sorry for your loss. My Thoughts and prayers are with you and yours.