Whatever

We can be like the Water Buffaloes on the Flintstones.
With a super secret password.

Ack-ack-a-dack.
Dack-dack-a-ack
Woooo

 

Lulz

 

Jeez Dave, you weren't supposed to put that out there.

 

We've had a weird amount of rain so far this year. People here don't know how to drive in floods and snow and stuff.
https://www.cbs7.com/content/news/VIDEO-Hobbs-veteran-rescues-woman-from-floodwaters-509960611.html

 

I can't find the article, but I was reading that the best Guiness iterations aren't even in Ireland...they're usually on Pacific islands. Apparently the closest thing to the original that can be found.

 

lol, that's great parenting right there.


one of our favorites


when we pass one of these



we acknowledge that these are illegal.























because the cows are not able to get 3 square meals a day.

 

And then we wonder why kids are psychotic

 

People have jokes today.

 

One cutting edge aquarium saved a lot of money when its owner discovered a means to make the dolphins live forever -- since the dolphins never died, no money needed to be spent on buying new ones. Extending the dolphins' lives required putting a special mixture into their food; one of the ingredients was baby sea gull meat. So one day, one of the workers was sent to the beach to find some. On the way back, baby sea gulls in hand, he had to pass through a forest. In the middle of the path was a sleeping lion. He very carefully stepped over it, only to be handcuffed by a policeman.

"Officer," he said, "what's going on?"

"You're under arrest," said the policeman.

"But why?" he asked.

The policeman replied, "For transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises."

 

Sup James? Hows the toilet shituation?

 

I have mine

 

We do... @StayinStock obviously doesn't

 

@My Name is Rahl is VP



We don't wanna talk about the crow thing yet

 

Posting pictures of unmentionables...

 

Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he asked, "Fred, how'd that pig get him a wooden leg?"

"Well, Michael, that's a mighty special pig! A while back a wild boar attacked me while I was walking in the woods. That pig there came a runnin', went after that boar and chased him away. Saved my life!"

"And the boar tore up his leg?"

"No he was fine after that. But a bit later we had that fire. Started in the shed up against the barn. Well, that ole pig started squealin' like he was stuck, woke us up, and 'fore we got out here, the darn thing had herded the other animals out of the barn and saved 'em all!"

"So that's when he hurt his leg, huh, Fred?"

"No, Michael. He was a might winded, though. When my tractor hit a rock and rolled down the hill into the pond I was knocked clean out. When I came to, that pig had dove into the pond and dragged me out 'fore I drownded. Sure did save my life."

"And that was when he hurt his leg?"

"Oh no, he was fine. Cleaned him up, too."

"OK, Fred. So just tell me. How did he get the wooden leg?"

"Well", the farmer tells him, "A pig like that, you don't want to eat all at once!"