50+ thread

Ok.

No idea what happened at the ol job. Less than no interest in knowing.

Truck clean (done right) first time since November.

Dirt will be re-applied 3 times in next 8 days.

Have I mentioned lately that I LOVE retirement?

 

Since you have so much friggin time now come on over and do my truck, bike, boat, car, mower,jeep

 

I gotta pace myself.

 

WTF is pace yourself..

I can't...
So why you?
Oh

Yea






YOUR RETIRED.....

 

Welcome and thank you for your service.

 

AND....! Forgot the big social news!

We have a group of retired guys in town that meet every morning at the Dairy Queen. Maybe 25...and on any given day you'll find 8 or 10 there for breakfast. Got a couple WWII Vets. Some closer to my age.

Anyway... I've been invited to "hang up my mug" on their wall.

It's like Cooperstown for grumpy old has-beens

 

Taking it easy, watching Netflix,,, Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.

 

Awsome...

 

This retirement thing seems to fit you perfectly! Awesome!!

 

Not yet
We need to find out about the Ketchup....

 

Sucks for us don't it ?
No one should be that happy losing a job....




Well






Unless



Your



Retired





Tee heee. Lol


He deserves that so much....

 

6 yards today, 4 1/2 yards tomorrow.

 

Here we go. You'll are going to be fun and mama and I are nuts by the way.

• What condiments do you prefer for your hot dogs? Think carefully!...........................Everything I can cram on that bun.

• What snack cakes Little Debbie’s, Hostess or Drake?!...............................................Debbie

• What is your preferred hardware for removing the younglings from the lawn?..............I'm LUKE I already have the force.

• If this is a fancy name for wild onions that grow in the yard.......................................TORO Works in kids to. They run.

• Dog or Cat? This is not a question about what is on the dinner menu!.........................Both Nick name is Tigger Had a pet Bob Cat for 9 years

• Goat Porn?...........................................................................................................Plee the 5th and will continue to. I have that right.

• Coffee or Tea? Those are your only choices!..............................................................Trucker, Lots of coffee and sweet tea.

• Bacon...................................................................................................................On dang near everything. Carolina home grown boy.

• Toilet paper rolls, over or under?..............................................................................Dont matter long as it rolls and two sheets. That single "SNIT" paper don't roll in Carolina.

• Daylight Savings good or bad?..................................................................................Good

 

Block unwanted numbers

 

My breakfast. Quail eggs pots and homemade biscuits. Horne's in Port Royal VA. Yep.

 

Evening kids, rain started at 5:19pm, they said 5:25pm. They obviously don’t know how to predict weather. Got me a war going on with a woodchuck, this is not going to be a good outcome for woody. I would like to give him some lead poisoning, however the neighbors don’t like being downrange. There are other lethal methods I will be employing, IE, Ammonia and Bleach for starters. The chipmunks are on notice as well, this is not a breeding ground for there likes.

 

seemed appropriate

 

New England is THE best , isn’t that right Mike?

 

I love that