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I've only had two beers this evening and I feel fine...

Did you mean all of TW, or this thread specifically?

 

TW.

 

Nothing like this ever goes on in my AS thread or my build thread...

 

Power chug an 18 pack, then start posting.

 

Sounds like what happened at my cousin's wedding reception three years ago...

 

OP is right. No alcohol bad. More alcohol good.

Or was it the other way around?

 

We had kegs and cocaine at my wedding. It was a freaking party.

 

You were doing the Colombian nose candy at your wedding?!?! We just had an open bar. Also, normally they don't serve shots at wedding receptions apparently, but the whiskey was flowing freely at this one!

 

I danced, drank, and went skiing. Lot of friends, old girlfriend, best friends, cars doing burnouts, and the police. CA wedding at it's best. No one went to jail, just told us to slow down the party. Cop was my friend.

 

Went skiing...

First time I heard that term was in The Sopranos. Christopher Moltisanti was in California on business, and he hired an escort who had coke. The woman said something like "$400 if you want to keep skiing."

 

No need to say more. Next day we went to the mountains for a week. Had a great honeymoon. Been married now 30 years in Aug.

 

If shit like this happened in your thread, most would get reported.

 

Believe it or not, the mods have actually come to my rescue in my thread before...

 

I am sure they have. Unfortunately, I think most of the assholes think you are a easy target on here. Others just have enough respect not to.

 

68.7 should have you at about 10.3

A 10.3 1/8 converts to an estimated 16.1 in the 1/4

Color me doubtful.

 

I like cows.

I'd have to say cows are my favorite animal. Why? All they do is eat, sleep, chew cud, shit, and move around. Every once in awhile they screw. That's it. There is zero stress in their normal routine. Cows don't care about promotions, bills, Tacomas, toilet paper, Russians, anything but finding the next tasty grass to eat. Hell, they don't care where they poop. They just let it go. The worst thing they have to deal with is maybe finding shelter when it rains, but most of the time, fuck it. They're just going to continue eating or sleeping regardless of the weather conditions.

Could you imagine such a bliss? Such a stress free life? Sleep. Food. Sex. Those are the only things that truly matter and there is ZERO consequences for focusing on THOSE few necessities.

We should all aspire to be more like cows, follow their philosophy. Enjoy life as cows do. We'd be much happier. Healthier. Alive.

 

Until the McDonald's shows up with the meat grinder.

 

That is the highest ambition for a cow.

We should all be so lucky.

 

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