Bologna

It’s like reverse reverse aka regular osmosis cell regeneration cloning. I produce another me right off my big toe every ten years

 

Well, I’d never call you a mutha-f’er, out of respect, but your clone on the other hand.....he’s full mofo....that’s what I hear. It’s quite an origin story you have.

 

Yeah guys a dirtbag. For the first two weeks he was slimy. It was gross. You’ll like him though, and I’ll pass on. Such is the life cycle.

 

Still, he’s your dad. You can’t choose your parents bro.

 

When was the last time you got into a slapfight with yourself over the last half of a bag of totinos which technically is BOTH of yours?

 

Next ones comin in Ima clip him early and claim zero on my taxes
Like I give a fuck

 

Hill country

 

I’m watching a movie called American honey. A girl is giving a handjob to a dude in a Toyota Tacoma and while she is administering said hj she comments on his nice truck.


It has a skewp

Back to the movie

 

That's....

A large area. But it's not too far from me.

I'll bring the beer.

 

Isn’t the “HJ” in the Jeep line up?

 

This thread is about to die and the downloads of the movie will skyrocket.

 

People have been claiming that since the 1st page.

 

It was like 3 hours and it was dirty, sweaty, southern. It was like watching a sexy version of gummo.

Gummo but you could fap harder to it

 

Only a hj? I can't even get it going without some sort of penetration

 

Yeah that’s basically all it was. But you could clearly see the skewp in a whole bunch of shots

 

Yea, but what gen

 

2nd but let’s not lose track of the fact that it was clearly appreciated in depth in the movie.

 

That's like see multiple shots of an uncut softie. Hard pass