Whatever

Been up since 9:30am yesterday worked all night just got home Now goin fishin

 

Morning whatever peeps!

 

Coffee.

 

Catchy

Think these are better....

listening



Good morning everyone..... In about an hour I go take my PT test

 

Morning Bree. Good luck on PT test!

 

Good luck.

 

Good morning TW!
Good luck on your test, Bree!

 

Alright I give up .. im getting delirious Need sleep

 

Get some rest

 

I have a friend who collects those Starbucks coffee cups.

 

Awesome!

Did you get the mystery of what time the fight comes on figured out?

 

Okay, it's early. Lemme see if I remember how this goes...and turn off that damn sun thingy...

So, this rather portly gentleman is walking down the street one day and sees a sign outside a building.

"Lose 10 lbs. - $10, Lose 20 lbs. - $20, Lose 50 lbs. - $50"

He decides to give it a try, goes inside and pays the $10.00. He's sitting in the waiting room, or waiting in the sitting room, whatever. A shapely young lass comes out wearing Daisy Duke shorts and a t-shirt reading "If you catch me, my ass is yours". So, he chases her around for an hour or so, finally catches her and has his way with her. Afterwards he gets on the scale and sure enough, he'd lost 10 lbs.

The next day he decides to give it another try. Pays for the $20.00 treatment and waits. An even more voluptuous young lady comes out. Wearing a bikini bottom and a t-shirt reading "If you can catch me, my ass is yours". He has to chase her for a good two hours but finally catches her and has his way with her. Sure enough, he'd lost 20 lbs.

He's really starting to like the place so he goes back the next day, pays for the $50.00 deluxe package and waits. Suddenly a huge guy comes out, looking like an NFL left tackle. He's wearing speedos and a t-shirt reading "If I catch you. Your ass is mine"

 

I have started. The philly one was my first. I went to philly in 2017 for the Army Vs Navy football game.

 

Do you have any others?

 

I have a SC and TN cups.

 

Yes. Coffee is desperately needed. I have the Houston mug.

1. How'd you get into my house?

2. How'd you know where to look in my drawer?

 

Whats with all the panties?

 

I don’t think we want to know....