1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

My dog dumb af. I walk outside and had a baby possum in house mouth. Made him drop it and brought him inside, walked back out and the possum was gone.

 

I'm impressed you bent the steering wheel and didn't feel it

 

twas sarcasm, truck did its job and kept you safe.

 

Are you sure you're okay? Did you let the paramedic check you out?

 

thats how that 4runner was i got.. had to cut the engine out of the truck

 

Hitting your head is scary but if you hit your head that means the airbag sucker punched after you already laid over, that's basically whiplash on top of whiplash. I'm surprised and happy that you're okay

 

You weren’t buckled then?

 

That was your head

 

Hair cuts and happy endings?

 

thats a new one.

 

Thats a Brazilian

 

Do you not wear a seatbelt?

 

This is why you wear a seatbelt

 

Dang bro. You fucked that windshield up

 

Did anyone pull over and help you?

 

Once again proves he must be/have a numb skull

 

You’re kidding me... did you call 911 yourself?

 

The column is designed to collapse, did it?

 

Idk if the old ones do. Ik at some point it was re design