Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Note to self, always have my hands full

 

I fucking choked on my coffee

 

wanna hold my knife?

 

Yes please! ​

 

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Carpet bomb. Hope you like agent orange.

 

Put some in my coffee on the regular

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In this these scenarios, are you wearing gloves?

 

Cant get finger prints off the handle of a knife

 

Why not?

What's up with the wether tech stuff hustler?

 

Oh shit. Remind me Tuesday to call.
We been busy trying to find a new warehouse to move my buddies shop.

 

Someone had a rough night lmao

 

Man shot twice after trying to rob from wrecker driver https://abc13.com/man-shot-twice-after-trying-to-rob-from-wrecker-driver/5317607/
This is the wrecker driver next to my buddies shop. I see him every day. He shot him with his own gun. But said it was the robbers gun lol

 

Always gotta have the story straight! “I feared for my life....”

 

Or a wise man once told me to throw them my knife....
**Edit because I forgot the most important part... "Then pew pew" old age is getting to me.

 

Well the cops found two guns. Lol

 

That man was wise.

 

Wiseass maybe.

 

Wise nonetheless