Whatever

You say that now

 

oh I've been to the dumpster fires and back...I can hang

 

Never? Like, ever...?

 

I'm gonna throw this out for you. I've not cooked anything in, I would say, 15+ years. I would rather make a sammich or throw leftovers in the Nunyawave than to try and cook.
I slightly recall scrambling eggs a couple of times back in the day.

 

Of your house?

 

But where do the leftovers come from...?

 

Nothing wrong with nuking some food. It's kinda, sorta cooking. As long as you get fed.

What's going on with you? Anything fun planned in the near future?

 

His wife does EVERYTHING! Personally, idk why she hasn’t left him!

 

My wife is quite the cook.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nmm4QPyd2Y

 

Not really. It's shitty hot now. We'll prolly just hang out. If I open the shop door, we usually have people stop by. I may do that.
What about yourself?

 

Loved that movie

 

Hi

 

Agreed

 

I’m calling a microwave a Nunyawave from now on. Thanks @StayinStock and most importantly @NunyaBizness
If it wasn’t for shad we would have all these microwave and steak jokes.

 

Hey! Come here often?

 

Too often... god help me... I get harrassed like a mofo in here

 

Oh! Right on! I'm the cook in my house.