Whatever

You've been interviewed before, just not by an HR professional.


Just relax. Try not to disassociate previous interviews from a job interview simply because it is for a different purpose.


Also, I love the idea of following through on an interview at a job you dont really want, just for the practice. Sometimes, when you dont want it, they want you even more.

 

Jesus the "dumb-ass" pandemic never ceases to amaze me... My wife, being an ER nurse, has had some real Darwin Award recipient stories to tell.

 

Air Force. 6 years. Out now grinding it out in an office. I was being sarcastic with my comment, as is my nature. Are you active duty?

 

ill take the shit paper tearing pooch deal, for say 200, you keep the tires and ill offer 800.

 

Why are humans so intrigued with putting stuff inside people's butt holes?


I blame the Romans, due to their gruesome torture tactics.....I think it just created an immensely perverted practice.

 

not sure, how about you take on a whatever project? Research your question and report back. And please include sources, we don't want no wikipedia whatever crap.

 

From your pictures, I seriously thought you were mid-30's.

 

I've done enough research this spring, legitimate research at that regarding transnational organized crime with specificity to the drug trade.


I'll pass. That's why I asked the question.

 

so you have been practicing doing research, with your experience you can have the job, no interview needed, but if you would like the practice, I am sure we can be accommodating here at Whatever this place is.

 

was he day drinking before or after the interview. That can provide alot of info.

 

Haven’t you seen Men In Black? They are aliens doing discrete anal probes. We...er...they are trying to keep a low profile. Asking questions can get you next on the list. Just saying.

 

See, I wanted interesting input, not a suggestion for research.


I say its the Romans who created this weird fetish, TD admits he and his alien buddies lob probes up booty holes.


Any more thoughts? Anyone?

 

look you already have 2 hypothesis. If we do any more, we might as well not hire you for this probing question.

 

I dont want to be hired. LOL....I asked the question....


It is the job of everyone else to impart some gray matter thoughts.

 

I.....I’m not sure if this is a good or bad thing.

Even here?

The open ended technical questions is where I didn’t do great. All the behavioral and leadership questions I did well.

 

Asian culture and the kamasutra may have contributed to this fetish.

 

so you just give up and quit like that. Where is the standard 2 week notice, because this is such sought after position, I bet you have a 1 month notice clause. So I ask you, why, just why did you go through this hiring process? We ask one task of you and you up and quit. You know what Whatever.

 

Thanks and will do

 

@stun gun
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