Whatever

You have terrible taste

 

Yes, of course. Establish dominance!

 

They are called flavor savers.

 

I thought they were cookie dusters?

 

........ticklers

 

Thought that was the lil patch just under lower lip? That thing could catch a whole lotta flavor

 

Soul patches are for pussies with man buns.

 

Soul patch... that’s right!!

 

No one wants hairy tickles... anywhere....

 

So the first person being tea bagged was like.... you know what would make this better?






























No hair.

 

That's part of the fun!

 

Just do you. Personally I've gone with the full Si Robertson look. Thus assuring nobody will ever hire me. No woman will ever want to discuss a relationship with me and panhandlers walk across the street to avoid me. It helps if you only bathe once a month.

 

@SRH Has Dave ever posted a selfie?

 

I've thought about this a time or two. I'd like to get laser hair removal done on my face. I'm not a fan of shaving or facial hair.

 

Who guys want a new selfie for mocking purposes?

 

I have posted a couple. Trust me. She won't ask me again.